Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

They want to finish the job.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

And that’s it.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And, two alone.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?